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1) It’s 11 p.m. and I’m working comfortably at my computer while the telephone and mobile both ring, my son wakes up and cries out loud, my companion sleeps and my girlfriends remind me that tonight there is a fabulous party: what do I think of my life?
a) That’s it! Next year babysitter, cleaning lady, clothes to the cleaners and e-shopping!
b) Maybe I should have accepted that office job at the post office!
c) I turn the computer off, tell my companion and go to the party: working at distance has its conveniences!
2) I’m at the market, I spot a long flowered skirt and a pair of wooden clogs: what do I do?
a) I leave the clogs and take the skirt, it’s perfect to make some curtains!
b) I leave the skirt and take the clogs: I can always throw them at somebody!
c) I leave them both, I’m looking for something else!
3) I want a baby but can’t have it: what do I do?
a) I become desperate and give myself to the Lord
b) I run away to London after robbing my bank and go to a private clinic.
c) I prefer the sun and Italian croquettes to fish and chips; I go to the Hera Clinic in Catania and use their assisted reproduction techniques.
4) I’m on the toilet, open a women’s’ magazine and see the models wearing bikinis: the bikini test is close!
a) I call the nearest liposuction center
b) I start a diet, put my special skin cream on, squeeze into my thinning suit, climb onto my exercise bike while I watch Jane Fonda workouts on TV!
c) Everybody has a little weight problem, I just won’t get up from the towel (and if I do I’ll just put my dark shades on).
5) I have a rude and aggressive boy/girl-friend…
a) I write to the lonely heart column, or try with the relational therapy (Susie and Harry found it so useful)
b) I think it’s time that I gave my pussy away as if she weren’t mine.
c) I’ll buy a vibrator (don’t want any more blind encounters)
6) I have to choose a color to wear to the demonstration, which one?
a) Vertical white
b) Horizontal black
c) Transversal pink
7) My boss is a jerk: what do I do?
a) I let him walk all over me like they taught me to at the training course
b) I try to seduce him/her
c) I make a deal with my colleagues to steal his/her ideas…we reinterpret them and make an independent job out of it with the few notions they taught us at work.
8) My computer breaks down…
a) I try with CTRL+ALT+DELETE three or four times, shut down, turn on and still doesn’t work...so I call the computer guy that with the small sum of 250$ fixes it.
b) I stay calm; there is always a friend from INDYMEDIA or a hacker friend to invite to dinner.
c) I light a cigarette, stick a hairpin in the hard disk and magically the computer starts working again.
9) What are sexually transmitted diseases?
a) Those that gays and sluts get.
b) Diseases that my heterosexual friends at the squat will never have.
c) Diseases that don’t get transmitted if you have respect of your own and other peoples body.
10) It’s nighttime, I’m walking past a bus stop out of town and I see an elegant and scantly dressed woman: what do I think?
a) How disgusting they’ve moved to my neighborhood!
b) It’ a dangerous spot, I hope they don’t mistake me for a slut!
c) I ask her: “excuse me has the 11 bus come by yet?”
11) I want to seduce someone, what do I cook?
a) Burger +diet coke
b) Roast + red wine
c) Chocolate mousse + hot peppers